February 2012
THAT'S HOW YOU EAT A LOOSE VAGINA
dear-andrea:
getthatmaster:
BUT THEN … SOME WANTS TO GO SCUBA-DIVING IN THERE …
DUMB BITCHES ARE GONNA SINK IN THIS WET PUSSY
OMG MATSA xD IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN THERE’S A SNOW STORM? Lmao XD
adelynnecessity:
age 15: i want a boyfriend age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding age 40: pls im desperate age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon age 60: its not funny guys age 70: guys
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How you and your best friend act like retards...
xoxnisha:
When listening to your favorite songs;
Witnessing fights at school;
When you two insult someone;
When someone insults one of you;
Telling each other secrets;
Recording a video;
When eating;
How you two comfort each other at hard times;
When your best friend is absent;
When a girl tells a guy to leave her alone..
gettyboii:
susaaan:
clariieeapu:
An idiot would say, “okay” and leave .. But a real man would stay and comfort her all the way .
yeah like when a i see a rapist and i say “leave me alone” i really mean, stay and comfort me.
^^
All i wanted was to get married to you.
Your reaction to finding out your best friend has...
Expectations:
Reality:
I like it when guys dress simple.
abbbybeee:
You don’t need all that ‘hype’ stuff. A simple white-T, khaki’s and chucks or vans is fine with me. I actually think that’s one of my favorite outfits for a guy to wear. :3
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
itstaylorbitchess:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
just like how when toy story 3 came out BITCHES :)
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